Mark Me Up

koido:

genre: smut
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warnings: mild exhibitionism (aka sex in a store cupboard), frottage, intercrural

Phil’s going crazy, because its already hot in the room they’re broadcasting in; but not being able to give Dan little touches— just skimming a hand over his arm, or running a…

50 seconds ago · 58 notes

phantabulousfeels:

I still laugh every time I see this

biggrandhighbloodbonebulge:

beekirby:

idontlikevideogames:

pinkhammers:

not-enough-sonic:

cheycherry:

captainpsparrow:

Human Sonic

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Human Shadow

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Human Tails

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Human Silver

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Human Knuckles

Human Amy 

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Human Rouge

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Human Eggman

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Two of those characters aren’t human

1 hour ago · 14,505 notes

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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1 hour ago · 59,774 notes

orangelemonart:

The best thing about Evangelion is Ramiel 

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You got this memetically hilariously low budget angel made back during NGE when they were scraping at ways to cut spending where they could manage,

And then it’s like. CAN YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN AFFORD NOW WE ARE THE BIGGEST FRANCHISE EVER

1 hour ago · 27,142 notes

yourpontmercyfriend:

I SWEAR THIS IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING IN LES MIS AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT
'The person I'm crazy over doesn't like me'
'Get some new pants to show your legs off I know the best store'
'OMIGOD HOW MUCH?'
morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 
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